OAAATMEAL.

So I'm trying to start this healthy eating thing, which is IMPOSSIBLE to do here. (Here is Norfolk/College) But I'm doing this low-fat dairy, lean meat, fresh fruit and vegetables, fish kind of eating habit. Screw me, it's not going well. But this summer I'll start learning recipes for healthy foods. I screwed my body over hard this year. Drinking, smoking, no sleeping, lots of sleeping, not moving...



Shit, how have I survived? That just sounds like death to me. But anyway, I'll be working alot this summer and I need to be healthy and be eating nutritiously. So that's what's going on right now. But the one part of my new diet is oatmeal. OATMEAL. How I loathe oatmeal. I fucking hate it.

It's gooey and chewy and clunky and chunky. And it all just BLOBS together and then is a melted ball in the corner of your bowl. Gross.



And of course you say, "Don't be dramatic, you don't have to eat it." and I say obnoxiously "Well duh, but I want to like it cuse it's soooo fucking good for you!"

So another thing this summer: I want to learn amazing recipes for oatmeal. I want to make oatmeal good. And I think I could. Cuse I'm imagining right now how oatmeal would be good.

Yes.

Okay, so that's another thing that's going on.



Ew. Oatmeal. Bye bye.